Dear ~ignoredbyyou (https://www.deviantart.com/ignoredbyyou)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when I tripped on Nutella at the mental hospital and I saw you hit on my father. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I get turned on only by the garbage man. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and your cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Please don't hurt me and go milk a cow,
Misumi.
How to do the tag:
Dear (choose a random person(the person you will tag I guess .o.)) ,
I don't really know how